Showing posts with label allotment bugs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label allotment bugs. Show all posts

Wednesday, 19 August 2020

Pride and Prejudice


It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single plot holder in possession of a good allotment must be in want of a prize.

This time of year every social media page is awash with proud plot holders showing off their prize produce. You can almost see their beaming faces reflected in the baskets, bundles, and mountains of freshly picked stuff. It may be fruit, it may be vegetables and it may be flowers, but all are proudly displayed and adorned with well earned ‘likes’ in search of that prize.

This year we have no shows and rows of leeks and beans all lined up like soldiers waiting to be pinned with a medal. There are no enormous pumpkins being weighed or cabbages being held across a chest to prove their size. There are no potatoes in bowls being inspected for colour, skin and whatever else potatoes seek before being mashed. There are no onions with their stems tightly plaited and trying to defy size.

To those who live to grow the longest, biggest, straightest, and purest and crave the gold awards I take my hat off. Your patience and dedication for perfection is admirable but to me size doesn’t matter, and these exhibits do nothing for me - I rather like wonky, imperfect and stubby. I’ll probably get strange letters in the post and be cold shouldered at the county fair but it’s off this year.

There are also those who don’t understand why their produce has been left on the shelf and like some single woman in possession a good fortune, in want of a good man. Their efforts may not be converted like the prized ones but it’s all about the experience, experiment, learning and just growing. These deserve equal billing and it’s about enjoyment not medals.

The social media is full of those seeking help as to what to do, when and tips and advice of went wrong. Not a day goes by without a picture of tomatoes with bottomrot, cucumbers that have gone past their sell by date, insect eaten or infected produce and of course every mention of slugs, snails, flies and some horrific pictures of gigantic caterpillars.

I find it interesting that last year’s success can quickly become this year’s failure. Last year the mangetout was prolific and tasty, this year a change of variety, new location, and a dismal performance the educational board would have no problem downgrading the result. Last year, the kale experienced a plague of white fly locusts, this year a new location, different conditions, and you would be hard-pressed to find one little occupant. Growing is not about getting it perfect, but learning, reward, and enjoyment.

So if Ms Austen were a plot holder today, would she err towards Sense and Sensibility on the plot?

Monday, 22 June 2020

Aphids, Aphids Everywhere!



Have you ever grown broad beans and found the minute you turn your back in Spring the flowers and plants are covered in blackfly? Just when the runner beans are starting to shoot and twist their way to the sky, the same little bugs take up residence.

Where do they come from and why is it my plants they attack?

Out comes the spray and washing up liquid and so starts a battle of wits and survival between these little beasts and me that is repeated all spring and summer.

Aphids can be every colour imaginable. We may be used to the green and black varieties but there some 4,400 species in the world; yellow, orange, red, blue, purple, brown varieties, all designed to suck the sap out of whatever they fancy and eat at your or others’ plots.

Aphids have a soft body, small eyes, large antennas, three pairs of legs and a mouth designed for sucking. Most species are wingless and they eat both during the day and night. 

‘Why are you spraying your beans? Shouldn’t you be watering them so we can go home?’ my faithful allotment whippet Lottie asks from her pillows on the bench.

‘Killing the blackfly.’ I respond.

‘But even I know the ladybirds and others do that for you. Even the ants are often busy scurrying up and down your beans and coming down dribbling their food and with fat bellies.’

‘The ants don’t eat the bugs, they eat their poo’ I reply watching Lottie give an expression of disgust.

‘They eat their poo?’

I can see this is going to be a long discussion and one of those where she either gets bored or I simply run out of answers to her endless questions.

‘Ants extract sap out of the plant which is very high in sugar. The bugs get little from the sugar so poo it out as droplets we call honeydew and ants love sugar feed on that.’ I look at a smiling Lottie who can’t wait to respond.

‘So, they are like vacuum cleaners or dustmen cleaning up after the bugs?’

‘Yes, and the ants even protect the aphids from some predators and some aphid-herding ants will adopt the aphids and take them back to their nest during winter. They even carry them from plant to plant so they can ‘milk’ them and feed off their honeydew.’ I think that will give Lottie something to think about and allow me to get back to my work.

A short while later Lottie pipes up, ‘You should find their nests and spray their eggs.’

‘They don’t lay eggs as such. They reproduce without mating and the females give birth to live young and at a phenomenal rate,’ I tell Lottie who is now clearly interested to know more.

‘So how do they move so quickly from plant to plant?’   
‘They can produce a generation of alates, or winged adults, capable of flight and scouting out the next best plant on which to deposit the females and they simply take up residence, start to feed and multiply.’

‘Then go after the flyers’ suggests Lottie.

‘I would if I could’ I reply, swatting a green flyer who was foolish enough to land on my arm.

‘You never see Monty Don spraying his bugs’ Lottie offers changing the subject.

‘Ah well that might not be good TV and very PC. He probably has a small army of helpers off camera doing it for him. After all, no garden is bug free’ I reply.

‘Robin doesn’t eat them?’

‘No.’

Then Lottie flops back down onto her pillow clearly bored with aphids. ‘I bet they are not an endangered species and it certainly is a Bug’s Life.’