Thursday, 20 August 2020

Pitchforks, Spade and Trowels at Dawn


Well they say that you can't choose your family, neighbours and also who has the plot next to you.

We all know that it only takes a little spark, a passing comment, a smokie from a fire blowing in the wrong direction, or just a badly maintained path or plot and World War 3 can break out on the plots. The trenches may have been dug for the spuds but they offer little cover and if issues aren't addressed swiftly and fairly, a no man’s land will appear between feuding plots. Often a quiet word in an ear from a Site Manager can calm matters and a return to pleasantness.

We all remember back in 2017 when 80 year old Lea Adri-Soejoko, an allotment secretary and treasurer in North London was found dead in her shed. A lawnmower cord had been wrapped tightly around her neck by a fellow allotment holder she had known for nearly a decade, because he thought he may lose his plot.

Recently we read about sabotage on the plot of Joe Mills, who runs a YouTube channel called Digging for Dinner. Someone had ruined his entire crop dousing it with paint and varnish. When only one plot gets attacked then obvious questions get asked.

Last week a Twitter report said that someone on their allotments had been hit on the head by a rock thrown by another plot holder and the police were even called.

We often hear about disputes with the committee who are trying to just maintain rules but to some they are seen to be overly zealous and they may ignore the fact that the issue is often down to them breaking the rules. People may be asked several times by different people to abide by the rules but all of a sudden it's not their breach of the rules but the manner they were approached and a stream of unrelated issues surface in their defence.

There can be incidents where beans or other high and foliage plants are densely grown right along the dividing path. One party will claim it is with the intent of deliberately intending to block their light. They turn to the committee to resolve. When asked to take down and move the plants before they become an issue the others often do nothing and then it's too late to move the plants. Next year they repeat their planting.

We have had the victimisation card played and incidents where the whole family and even other non members who have never been on the plot make claims.

Then there are the cases of theft or sabotage and when inspected often little substance can be found to support the claim. There are those who throw the accusations out first with little or no substance and you discover it's not about a single issue but something that went off long before that.

When relations clearly are not going to be resolved plot holders have been given the opportunity to move. This is not a measure taken lightly or recommended but sometimes it works.

However, let’s not lose sight that 99% of the time there is peace, harmony and goodwill. Folk get on, share seeds and plants, cover for each other and pass many a sunny afternoon together over a cuppa.

That is until you mention the bindweed, the weather, the harvest, the gate locks, the rent, the….. The seemingly most innocent of conversations can bring out those pent up issues,.so today, make a special effort to say hello, have a chat and compliment them on their plot.